Twizzlers 4 Lyf!

OMFG WTF HAHAHAHAHA

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 08:16:02 GMT

I'll give you a hint...bacon.

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:57:48 GMT

Hey, Frankie. It's me, Matty. I broke onto your lj. :O

I hope you aren't mad.

I just wanted to come on here and tell everyone how much I love you.

I love you, Franklin Anthony Iero

Help me please

Sat, 04 Mar 2006 21:18:13 GMT

Somebody please

This dog

and this man

I need them back. I'll do anything.

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 06:33:05 GMT

I don't know what to say anymore. What you did and said should have been unforgivable, but because it's you I can't help but want to hug you and tell you it doesn't matter. I don't know why you did what you did and I really wish you hadn't. Things will never be the same again.

I don't suppose any bands out there need a guitarist?

I think I need an industrial sized bag of twizzlers and extra Sanders love. And no I'm not talking about the Colonel.

ME!

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:12:13 GMT

h a v e y o u e v e r . . .

01: Ever tasted blood? yeah
02: Made out with JUST a friend? Oh yeah
03: Been rejected? yes
04: Been in love? I am right now
05: Been in lust? yeah
06: Used someone? yes
07: Been used? yes
08: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? A durr
09: Fooled around with someone of the same sex? All the time
11: Done something you regret? yup

W h o w a s t h e l a s t p e r s o n t h a t . . .

12: You touched? Mmm Matty
13: You talked to? My mom
14: You hugged? Matty
15: You instant messaged? Mikey
16: You kissed? Matty again
17: You yelled at? Mr. Winkler, that bastard down the street. He totally lets his cat crap in my yard and then denies it.
18: You laughed at? Jersey, she’s so cute
19: wheres number 19? I got your 19 right here

D o y o u ?

20: Go to school? Hell no
21: Have a crush? Yessssss, shhh don’t tell him
22: Color your hair? All the fucking time
24: Have Piercings? Yes I do!
25: Have a boyfriend? Funny you should ask, he happens to be the best one ever
26: Floss? Nope, too much work
27: Have a best bud? Hell yeah, sup Gerard
28: Ever get off the dern computer? I’m not on here too often, I’m on Matt more often
29: Sprechen sie deutsche? No, parlo italiano
30: Hablas espanol? nope
31: Do you have a job? Sure do, rockstar extraordinare/enterpreneur

G e n e r a l Q u e s t i o n s

32: Hobbies? Eating twizzlers, playing with my puppies, spending time with Matt
33: Are you a people person? I love people : D
36: Have you been out of the country? A million times
37: When was the last time you went on vacation? I’m on vacation right now.
38: Are you a virgin? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAA, ask Jersey
39: Do you share a room? With Matty
40: Considered a life of crime? I thought about dabbling in petty larceny at one point but I’m far too lazy
41: Considered being a hooker? Well I do look good in heels
42: Considered being a pimp? Mwahaha, whore out my band
43: Can you ride a bike? Fuck yes
44: Can you swim? Yeah, although after I nearly fucking drowned I don’t do it very much
45: Schizophrenic? You’d wonder…
46: Obsessive? very
47: Obsessive compulsive? no
48: Panic? nope
49: Anxiety? Only when my friends are having issues
50: Depressed? Not now that I’ve got my boy
51: Suicidal? never
52: Obsessed with Hate? Hell no
53: Dream of mutilated bodies? ROFL FUCKING NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD DREAMS
54: Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? doing what things? I don’t understand

R a n d o m S t u f f . . .

55: If you could be anywhere, where would you be? With Matty
56: What would you be doing? Having an intellectual conversation about the GNP of Croatia…wtf do you think we’d be doing?
57: Do you hate anyone? No, I hate no one
58: What are you listening to? Guns N Roses…Matt says I should get into them. I still think he’d drop me for Axl XD
59: Can you do anything freakish? Well I’ve taken on The Monster and survived
60: Double jointed? no
61: Do you have a favorite animal? Duh, dogs

C u r r e n t l y :

62: Current Clothes: tight jeans, ratty old t-shirt and my Banner hoodie
63: Current Mood: chill
64: Current Taste: I’m eating twinkies, Gerard’s right, these things are addicting
65: Current Hair: black and sexy as fuck
66: Current Annoyance: NOT HAVING MY FUCKING SHIRT SAMPLES
67: Current Smell: I’m cuddling a pillow that smells like Matty
68: Current thing I ought to be doing: ~~Matt~~ shipping off more picture discs
69: Current Desktop Picture: me, Matt and Jersey
70: Current Favorite Group: The Bouncing Souls or The Get Up Kids
71: Current Book: World of Warcraft Official Strategy Guide (I will beat you one day Gee)
72: Current DVD In Player: The Nightmare Before Christmas, I’m determined to make it through the whole thing
73: Current Refreshment: Coke Zero
74: Current Drama: Mikey and the fucking suit fittings for his wedding

F a v o r i t e s :

75: Place: anywhere Matt is
76: Food: eggplant parmesan
77: Fave drink: Coke Zero
79: Shoes/Sandals: Etnies or my misfit slip ons
80: Candy: twizzlers

81: Animal: dogs
82: Movie: Phantom of Paradise
84:Vegetable: eggplant

F u t u r e :

85: What do you want to be when you get older? Hopefully not a washed up has been rocker
86: Married? I’d like that
87: Kids? Yeah, I love kids
88: Living Where?: always Jersey

T h i s o r T h a t :

89: Gay or straight?: bi, but I love my boyfriend, and no one, taco or sausage could change that
90: Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
91: Reading or Writing: I love writing music, but if I find a good book I can’t put it down
92: Basketball or Baseball: I’m not really a sports guy
93: Walking or Running?: duh, walking, Frank Iero doesn’t run
94: Face-to-face or Instant Messenger?: face to face
95: Left or Right?: right
96: TV Shows or Movies?: I like both
97: Britney or Christina: they’re both idiotic ditzes
98: Rap or Rock?: ROCK MOTHERFUCKERS
99: Day or Night?: night
100. What do people call you?: Frankie, Baby, Midget

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 06:42:09 GMT

The other night I ate an entire pizza by myself. I was supposed to be waiting for Matt but he was late and I was hungry. That's why I didn't eat any of the pizza you had Matty.

Jersey was inducted into the adult world the other day. I swear it wasn't my fault. Matt was taunting me and I just couldn't help myself. I think she was too busy chewing on my favourite belt to pay attention, but she still probably got an eyeful ;)

I sent in some new designs for shirts for s//c and I'm waiting for the samples to come back. I've got one that's all about the number of the beast that I think you'll really like Zacky. I show you the samples if they ever fucking show up.

Oh get this. I came home from Matt's the other day and there's a fucking chunk missing out of one of the posts on my porch. There was a note attached to the front door too.

Dear Frankie,
I stopped by to pick up a couple of things I left when I moved out, but I got hungry, had a bite (of your porch) and left. I'll come back some other time and hopefully you won't be too caught up with that big guy. I want to talk. I miss you baby.

Love Always,
Jamia

Okay first off, SHE TOOK A BITE OUT OF MY FUCKING PORCH! WTF? Second, "that big guy"? Umm, hi bitch, his name is MATT and he's my BOYFRIEND. He's hardly just some random guy. Third, no. I will never get together with her as long as I live.

I need to go get my eyebrows waxed soon too, it's starting to get ugly.

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 19:22:59 GMT

Okay I lied, I know I said I wasn't going to be updating my journal this week, but I've got huge news and ya'lll know I'm terrible at keeping secrets so I have to tell EVERYONE!

Matt and I are moving in together!

Who's the happiest person in the whole world? Oh me...right here! MEMEMEMEME! And not just b/c I've got the best boyfriend ever, but I've also got the best friend in the whole world ever.

Yesterday I went over to see Gerard and he gave me PRESENTS! I love presents! He got me twizzlers and a cute little bear AND he gave me this amazing charcoal drawing. Seriously, when My Chem ends, Gerard is going to be the next Monet/Van Gogh/Dali/[insert name of other super famous artists here].

PS, Matty, apparently little Mikey Way's a bit scared of you so we're going to have to get him good at the big stupid dinner. Also, advance warning, ignore Ray. He's actually a really nice guy, trapped in the body of a nagging old lady. Or maybe he's a nagging old lady trapped in the body of a nice guy? I don't know. Either way, don't listen to him. ILU baybee. Oh and I'm going to need another 'demonstration' later. I seem to have completely forgotten what you showed me last night. Silly me!

:)

Fri, 10 Feb 2006 08:46:54 GMT

Ya'lll should be jealous that he's coming home with me. Best boyfriend ever.

Thu, 09 Feb 2006 07:32:40 GMT

What a week. Matt and I are still doing amazingly well. I fall for him more everyday. Especially when he says I taste like candy. Doesn't surprise me since I have twizzlers with every meal.

Gerard and I got a puppy from Skiba. She's adorable and I insisted on called her Jersey, b/c hi...best place in the world. Gerard dropped her off the other day while he went to look at his new place. Matt spent about an hour chasing her around the backyard until she got smart and turned around and lunged at him. ~~He totally screamed like a little girl~~ I love you baby. Although I'm not going to ask you do THAT again for a while. I think my back is permanently scarred. It was totally worth it though.

I haven't worked out in a long time, but I guess being with Matt is kind of a workout in itself.

I saw the trailer for our DVD the other day too. God that brought back a lot of memories. March 21st people!

sigh

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 00:25:34 GMT

Last night was both the best and the worst night of my life. Matt, Gerard, I don't know what I'd do without either of you and you both mean so much to me. Thanks for putting up with me, even when I should be shot for extreme douchebaggery.

In other news, I kicked Jamia out. She wouldn't stop eating the furniture and I just don't have the funds to replace the entire living room once a week. I also didn't notice until this morning but that BITCH took my last package of twizzlers with her. Why I didn't fire her fat ass out of the house months ago is beyond me.

Pierre, I was at Krispy Kreme today and I thought of you. How much longer are you guys on tour? We need to hang out.

I don't think I could be happier right now. I love life.

dude...

Sat, 28 Jan 2006 05:08:34 GMT

Omfg so yesterday? Matt came over to my house! It was so awesome. I'd made cupcakes earlier in the day so he ate a bunch of those and we had some JD and beers. I even had some beef jerky in the cupboard ~~which I totally didn't buy at the corner store while he was on his way over~~ He showed me his knife fight scars and I showed him the tattoo on my thigh (with near disastrous results). And then we ate popcorn and watched The Nightmare Before Christmas. My FAVOURITE movie ever. E. V. E. R. Too bad ~~Lardo~~ Jamia had to come home half way through and ruin it. Someone please remind me why I'm living with her again.

In other news, Gerard, I think you and I need to get together and write a few more songs. I've been feeling creative of late.

I need a new tattoo too. How cool would it be if I got the Deathbat tattooed on me? Maybe right above the birds on my stomach?

!!!

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:48:51 GMT

OMG! Matt freaking Sanders is coming over to my house for Jack Daniels and cupcakes. RIGHT NOW! I have to clean up! I have to change! I have to get rid of this giant umm, nevermind. He wants me to teach him how to play "Hide the Sausage". How do I do that without freaking the poor guy out? ~~I'm not even sure he knows he's gay yet~~

David, have you got any ideas? I need help. Pronto.

SQUEE

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:13:24 GMT

OMFG GUESS WHO GOT AN LJ?!? MATT DID! ADD ME PLEASE MATT? OMFG THIS JUST MADE MY WHOLE LIFE!

As a sidenote, I'm already sick of this 'staying at home' bullshit. 24/7 Jamia is just not fun. Yesterday I had to run to the grocery store FIVE TIMES b/c she wouldn't stop eating the eggplant I'd bought to make eggplant parm. IT'S EGGPLANT! It isn't even fit for consumption in the raw state.

I'm thinking about getting a job to pass the time until we go into the studio. Anyone have any suggestions as to what I might be good at? I applied at a bunch of jobs but they kept telling me I was 'too vertically challenged'. FUCK THAT! Just b/c I can't see over the counter at Subway doesn't mean I can't work there. Hello? STEP LADDERS? Ever heard of them assholes?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MATT!

BACK!

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:01:33 GMT

Hands up who missed me? I know you all did :] I had to take Jamia on some cross country eating festival thing. It was awful up until the point where we ended up 'accidentally' in Huntington Beach California. Oddly enough we got lost and ended up driving past Matt Shadows' house, like 6 times. Then he came out and threatened to smash my poor little Honda with a baseball bat so we got unlost really fast. I could see the warmth in his eyes though. The only other good part of that whole experience was that in Vegas there was a twizzlers booth. Heaven. Absolute heaven. They even had those creme-filled ones that aren't made anymore. And the mixed berry peely ones. Omg I'm drooling again.

Jeff, I'm REALLY sorry I missed your bbq on friday. I hope you guys had a great time without me (pssht like that's possible, you missed me)

I was in New York all day today hanging out with the Ways. Mikey and ~~the whore~~ ~~Bitchlicia~~ Alicia finally came back from the From First To Last tour. I 'misplaced' her MAC Carbon eyeshadow in their bathroom last night. Apparently she nearly had a heartattack this morning when she only had enough powder left on her brush to do one coat. Oops *gigglesnort*.

I keep forgetting to tell you guys about my christmas present from Gerard too. He went away to Japan for three weeks (and I missed him terribly) and I'd asked him to bring me back a pair of those skeleton pjs for christmas b/c well I love skeletons and pjs. So Gerard comes back from Japan and he's like "I HAVE YOUR PRESENT FRANKIE!" I freak out, rip it open and what's inside?!?! PYJAMAS! BUT! I pull them out. Put them on and they're FREAKING HELLO KITTY IN A FROG SUIT PJS. :| haha Gerard. ha ha. I know I'm small and child like but still. Not cool. I wear them anyway, b/c they're SUPER cute. But don't tell Gerard. Or any one else.

Tomorrow...Hot Topic with Gerard and Mikey ~~and the bitch~~. I need a new Thrice hoodie and maybe a new velcro wallet.

Pierre! David! You two need to let me know when you're coming down for a visit! Gerard's apartment is right by a donut shop and a Coldstone's (ice cream place) so we're SET! Hollaback girls!

:(

Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:38:01 GMT

I'm sick and NOT happy about it. Jamia keeps trying to make me soup but she never gets it into the bowl. Apparently it's all mysteriously disappearing down her throat.

Shadows hasn't called me in 4 days, 14 hours and 37 minutes. Last time we talked he said I shouldn't come to his house anymore. Something about scaring Val and getting my ass bitten by his dog, Bruiser. He's so funny.

Pierre promised me a donut day at Krispy Kreme when him and David come for a visit. I CAN'T WAIT! HURRY UP YOU TWO!

I need to go lay down again. Ugh, head hurts. I wish Mikey would come and take care of me instead of spending time with his gold digger.

The audacity of people...wtf dudes?

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 00:18:33 GMT

So I'm in Hot Topic today right? I took ~~the pig~~ Jamia with me b/c she'll literally eat the couch if I leave her at home alone. I'm browsing the velcro wallets and out of nowhere this girl runs over to me and is all "OH MY GOD! Aren't you Zacky Vengeance?" EXCUSE ME? I'M FRANK FUCKING IERO AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT WOMAN. Please, as IF that Pig Fetus is as hot as I am. And his real last name is Baker. No wonder he doesn't like to tell people that. How rockstar can you be if your last name is Baker? Pfft. To think he gets to spend 24/7 in the presence of the god that is M. Shadows. He so isn't worthy. I don't get how Matt looks as good as he does. I'm mean I've tried EVERYTHING short of steroids and my arms look like toothpicks next to his. Damn my small, girlish frame and fat stomach. Jamia says she likes that I'm pudgy, but I think she's secretly just fantasizing about frying me up and eating me for breakfast.

I went for a walk in North Jersey today. A couple of guys tried to shoot me and then I went and got a cannoli from one of the local bakeries. There seriously isn't any better place on Earth than Jersey. I love Jersey. If you think you live in a place better than Jersey, you are WRONG. I wish Gerard and Mikey still lived here though. But their stupid girlfriends wanted to move to New York. Pfft. I know that the Ways still love me the most. Gerard lets me sit in his lap and Mikey ALWAYS lets me drink his coffee. Bet you can't say the same, Kat and Alicia. Last night I ate an entire carton of Twizzlers. Ray says eating won't make things better but what does he know. Him and his stupid hair cut. Seriously, who has the same hair for 4 years? Someone who isn't creative, that's who. I think he just likes to flaunt the fact that he's not balding. I'm not either, STOP LOOKING AT MY HEAD!

Well I guess I should wrap this up. I have some gloves that I need to cut the fingers off of, my nails need painting and I have to organize my eye makeup drawer again. Maybe I'll call Mikey and see if he wants to go for coffee and maybe an eyebrow waxing. That boy's are atrocious.

Keep the faith, ya'lll